如果我中了五百万，我想我会直接捐到自己的账户里。

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I'm not a junk collector; I can't come whenever you call.

I'm not a straw boat; don't direct your nonsense at me.

Your short stature is permanent, but my chubbiness is temporary.

Don't come to me out of boredom, or it makes me seem unnecessary.

Don't compare people with dogs; at least dogs are loyal.

The outside world is full of germs, I'm afraid I'll get infected if I step out.

Nation, why haven't you used your thick skin to research bulletproof vests?

When I have money, I'll take the person I hate most to the best psychiatric hospital!

Goose, goose, goose, bend your neck for cutting, pluck feathers with a scoop of water, light the fire, and cover the pot!

Even if you are already taken, I will still attempt to woo you.

My heart only has one channel for you, and the worst part is there are no ads.

Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked inside, teasing the mosquitoes until they go crazy.

The best revenge is living happier than you.

Don't give me pressure; that will be my motivation to become your boss.

Working in the sun at noon, relying on nothing. If there's nothing to do, why not play some cards?

The teacher said: there’s no medicine for regret in the world, only rat poison.

Actually, my body is pretty good—chubby but not greasy.

If the teacher hadn't said not to litter, I would have thrown you out already.

If I won five million, I think I’d just donate it to my own account.

The most charming person is Master Kang; every day thousands of people are enamored with him.